They pump. They dump. They leave you holding the bags.
First, it was Hayden Davis—chubby, cheeky, and $100M heavier after $LIBRA. He became the Large Liquidity Extractor—both in size and in rug-pulling skill. But $LLE was born not just to meme his girthy legacy, but to call out every grifter draining the crypto markets: Do Kwon, SBF, and whoever's next.
Then came Dave Portnoy — a walking rug pull. After cashing out on $GREED and circling $JAILSTOOL like a vulture, he cemented his place as one of the biggest extractors of all. So, naturally, we made him the face of $LLE — not to honor him, but to clown him forever in that bright orange hoodie.
Buy the coin. Mock the grifters.
Or just sit there and let them keep eating.